GOD n RELIGION

I have quite a few "friends" who say they are atheists. Some of them i'm sure beleive it and for others it is jst another thing tht makes em cool. I myself do beleive in god but i actually loath the concept of religion.............

God, i beleive in.....why??? I like the concept that when i screw up BIG TIME i can still look up n say....OH god save me this time, i promise not to trouble u again....till the nxt time ;).....i also like to think that wot ever i do there is some one to watch my back...n actually never ask for ne thing from me.......so, basically i think i need ATLEAST 1 parasitic reln in my life n i'd preffer it to b some one i can't directly relate to.....a higher power.....the divine....who (i hope) will never get pissed at me, n whn some thing happens to me i can make him (or atleast try to...) feel guilty...one more thing i m almost sure tht god is either a surd or a negro....based on his sense of humor!!

Now the thing i hate.....Religion......originally i'm sure it was made as a rule book (hopefully with some logic) to guide the society (WHOAAA) ne how it is completly screwed up now.......i havn't studied ne religion in depth so i'll refrain from makin ne big time controversial statement.....but how the hell can u tell me tht i can eat a chicken but need to worship some other animals.....if the animals had a union (a la Dr Dolittle)
they wud hav sued us by now for discrimination and species-ism!! the form in which religion is rite now is pretty shitty......i remember this incident naseerudin shah's (who is married to a hindu) son was refused admission in a school coz his father filled in INDIAN as his kid's religion n refused to fill in hindu or muslim......ne how u r entitled to u'r choice............

As is customary i'll end this piece with some lyrics ;) the beauty abt it is u can interpret it as u want.....this can also be a dedication frm u'r dad to u'r mom.....

FATBOY SLIM _____ PRAISE U

we've come a long, long, way together
through the hard times, and the good
i have to celebrate you baby
i have to praise you like i should