Friday, June 04, 2004

THE BEAT

ok ok, this one is a bit early but WOT TO DO WE R LIKE THIS ONLY!!

Let's see, pick up u'r resume, most probably under the header HOBBIES u hav listenin to muzik!!! who doesn't me too.....and i take it seriously (seriously, i do!!) may be all u ppl who hav stayed in a hostl wud identify with this....listenin to the walkman 24/7 (well, almost).....ne way if u dn't listen to muzik on the walkman tht often....u mite wanna try it after readin this......

Since we hav already established tht u r a hostelite( logical approach!!) to head back home u must've taken a train.....and tht to sleeper....and now since the guy below u is snorin tht loud u do it again....wot, u ask?? PUT ON THE WALKMAN......TRAIN KI AAWAZ (eng wala did not hav the same ring to it!!) is a bit annoyin but it doesn't last....

Ok now herez the POINT (if u were lookin 4 one...) the sound did not last coz....pick up any song of u'r choice (nothin obscure ok!).........filter out all the other soundz except the BASS......now concentrate.....after a couple of secs when u get the beat......u'll fell u'v heard it b'fore!! TRY THIS....ne beat u hear can be thot of the sound the train made all u have to do is change the speed of the train or change u'r reservation ....WOT DO I MEAN??

If the beat is heavy, u r in a A/C compartment.....if it is a bit loud u r back to the sleeper......if it gets loder u r standing next to the train door!!! It suddenly becomes shrill.....the train jst passed a bridge.....tht was the pitch.....the speed of the beat is directly controlled by the speed of the train (hope u r not travellin by a mail or u'll lose all control ;) ) i think this is especially true for the new brand of muzik...the rmx, rehman's, mainstream rock...and the MONOTONOUS POP.....

no disrespect to ne onez creativity all i wanna say is all the beats in ne song when toned down a bit will fit in to one case of u on a train.....u decide u'r location and the speed of the trainn the TRAIN KI AAWAZ will no longer bug u...

it did wrk fr me so............

If u dnt belive me, jst give it a shot try it out....:: FOR BEST RESULTS USE A WALKMAN
;)

8 comments:

Sanjeeth said...

Ilaiyaraja(a pity that such a genius is still a stranger in northern part of the very country he belongs to) once said - "There are only seven swarams, all the differences you get out of them is all in the different combinations you put forward. Its just a number game"

hmm.... said...

go to sleep man .. !! or find someone cute to gaze on ;) y take all this trouble !?

Epiphany said...

Now am sure Hmmm is a guy ;)
n sanjeeth muzik n maths r alike they both r a pleassure only when some one gud enuf wrks on em!!

Anthroponym said...

I suggest you listen closely to the wording of "Aawara Bhanware..." from the movie Sapney(preferably the Tamil Original-"Poo pookum.." minsara kanavu). You say all beats are the sound of the train, the song says everything is music, even the sound train.
And pity that Ilayaraja is "unknown" in the north of india.

blabberash said...

why is everything down south is not famous in the north part of the very country it belongs to ??!! for girls i can bet we have better .... but for others i would like to argue a.r.rahman is as popular in north as in south .. a.p.j. is as famous in north as in south ... if illyaraja ( think only south christened him a genius and starting bloging about it) without he actually making a mark.. The point is it's not possible for a hindi song writer i don't know the name of any (cos i don't follow ..) but whoever is the most famous hindi poet can't be judged a genius by person in south.. reasons you know... so why blame the country or it's people for something they had no control...IT'S NOT WHO MANY OR WHO ALL KNOW YOU FOR YOUR EXCELLENCE..BUT IT'S THE COUNT WHICH UNDERSTANDS THE EXCELLENCE...

Sanjeeth said...

I was wondering what music is to deaf ears? Now I know what it is,noise even if unheard!

Sanjeeth said...

Hey BlabberAsh,
Before trying to prove that the north accepts everything with open hands(??????????), get to understand what was said. The point is about projecting geniuses. Ramanujam(do you know at least this genius?) had a G.H.hardy, or else even he would have gone in anonymity.
A.P.J.Abdul Kalam? I wonder why everybody starts to quote this gentleman only after he became the president.

Praveer said...

There is a soooper genious in northern India.
The One and Only Bappi Lahiri !
Better known as Bappi "Dha"
Notice the sixth swar there in the name .....
And then the irony is that poor guy composes beautiful muzik which the western world unashamedly takes "inspiration" from and manage to release it before his "original" composition. Sometimes as early as 10 years before him. What else but time travel guys !
Such a Technology aided Plagiarism is so deep rooted in Western world No wonder "True Stars" are in East.

They used to believe "Originality is in concealing the source !!" Not any more.
Off late he got so pissed off, he sued an american band "Truth Hurts" for heavily borrowing from one of his 20 Year old "superhit-song"(I guess its kaanta Laga). He got his well deserved justice in the lawsuite.
Bappi "Dha" is now reading about relativity trying to figure out how to tackle their Time Travel funda he suspects they were using to release the song before he could.