Wednesday, June 02, 2004

CARZ SUK!!

Prerequisites to read on, u mst b crazy and/or know how to drive.

Ok, here goes....so, i'm jst another guy who luvzz gadget (yeah yeah i kno, u like it more thn me!!) ne way so the thing is i luv to drool over all these locomotives (ahem ahem) carz and bikes both included. If u like speed, and like to push u'r limits thn may be u'll agree, then again even if u don't WHO CAREZ?

So back to the point, You are cruising on the ring road (ne clear stretch of road for tht matter) in u'r car, with the muzik blasting(one of the only two advantages of a car)
and the only thing tht wud tell ya tht u are goin really fast and are about to shatter u'r own land speed record is tht boooooooring speedometer......

Take two, You are cruising on the ring road (ne clear stretch of road for tht matter) on u'r BIKE, i don't care which one coz u'r not racin against me, but u'r self.....now take a moment (FREEZE FRAME) if u r as mad as me u'r listenin to u'r walkman (marilyn manson or rammstein still tryin hard to make u deaf) u r hunched over u'r bike's tank (yyup jst like valentino rossi!!) and u jst need to add only 1km/h more to the speed to SHATTER the record but SHIT!! If u were in u'r car, this wud hav amounted to jst watchin the speedometer.....ne way the other major kick tht u get is u r "responsible" for u'r own life coz at 100-105 it jst doesn't matter how big a screw up u did, U WILL PAY!!!

The car had a roll cage and air bags (how boring) tht wud make u pay only for the car...so wot's the use u cud've let some one granny drive!! This remindzzz me of the muvi catch me if u can.....the conversation is......

de' caprio: What makes u so sure i wont run.
Hanks: Coz there is no one chasin u!!

This is some thing pretty simmilar, whn u'r screw up will not make tht big a difference, u won't care.......but when u'r life is on the line, u better give it u'r best shot......so basically carz suk!!!

Ok the GYAN is over i think this wud sum it up.......

Life is like a video game (NFS NE ONE?), Loosin is not an option!!!

Hope u set a new recrd today headin bak home!!! gimme a call if u need some blood donations;)

11 comments:

hmm.... said...

taking risk in life is sure fun .. but i guess there is no harm in taking precautions with it ... wouldnt u love to live life with a sense of achievement, rather than never to get a chance to have that feeling at all !!!

smart-alecky said...

push up u'r limits
limits to the xtnt u can come bk safe and then push up u'r limits again.
I do this when walking. Trying 2 kms in 10 mins 5 mins..., on way to office and back.

Epiphany said...

Ok Hmmmm herez d deal....the achivement in life u r talkin abt is subjected to wot u think is an achivement if i manage to kill my self doin wot i really wanna do tht is achivement enuf....and
Taran u push u'r limits TT style i do it katty ishtyle ;)

Anonymous said...

oye happy, helmet pehan lena ... i want the cassettes

Anonymous said...

on our roads, trying to do a schumacher cud end with u doing research on the cracks on the ceiling of the hospital ward. :D

Anonymous said...

that last comment was from me, knee jerk..as usual, forgot to put in my name :">

Anonymous said...

bad article and bad english, does not prove any point...in fact the author suxs

Epiphany said...

naah KJ i think every driver in b'lore is either a schumi or a rossi......dependin upon wot tht chap is drivin........i'd say the person who drives sensibly wud end up in the hospital!!!

Epiphany said...

hey anonymous, must say u'v got a pretty gud choice (abt crappy articles...) gud for you......i agree completely wid ya tht the author sux!!!

Anonymous said...

Epiphany smitten by the "Anonymous" bug.
Dude I seriously feel tht the buggy anonymous r bst at cribbing, tht's nt gud, tht's bad... blah blah
BTW I'm 'that' anonymous.

Epiphany said...

Hey anonymous, grt to hav u bak!! nice to hav some one cribbin over wot i wrote...sound IMPORTANT :) ne how so wherez u'r blog?? i'd like to crib too!! ;)