Friday, June 11, 2004


I have quite a few "friends" who say they are atheists. Some of them i'm sure beleive it and for others it is jst another thing tht makes em cool. I myself do beleive in god but i actually loath the concept of religion.............

God, i beleive in.....why??? I like the concept that when i screw up BIG TIME i can still look up n say....OH god save me this time, i promise not to trouble u again....till the nxt time ;).....i also like to think that wot ever i do there is some one to watch my back...n actually never ask for ne thing from, basically i think i need ATLEAST 1 parasitic reln in my life n i'd preffer it to b some one i can't directly relate to.....a higher power.....the divine....who (i hope) will never get pissed at me, n whn some thing happens to me i can make him (or atleast try to...) feel more thing i m almost sure tht god is either a surd or a negro....based on his sense of humor!!

Now the thing i hate.....Religion......originally i'm sure it was made as a rule book (hopefully with some logic) to guide the society (WHOAAA) ne how it is completly screwed up now.......i havn't studied ne religion in depth so i'll refrain from makin ne big time controversial statement.....but how the hell can u tell me tht i can eat a chicken but need to worship some other animals.....if the animals had a union (a la Dr Dolittle)
they wud hav sued us by now for discrimination and species-ism!! the form in which religion is rite now is pretty shitty......i remember this incident naseerudin shah's (who is married to a hindu) son was refused admission in a school coz his father filled in INDIAN as his kid's religion n refused to fill in hindu or how u r entitled to u'r choice............

As is customary i'll end this piece with some lyrics ;) the beauty abt it is u can interpret it as u want.....this can also be a dedication frm u'r dad to u'r mom.....


we've come a long, long, way together
through the hard times, and the good
i have to celebrate you baby
i have to praise you like i should

Thursday, June 10, 2004


Last sunday i went on another one of my shoppin spreez....the only thing it includes is MUZIK..of the cdz tht i bought one was "ELEPHANT By THE WHITE STRIPES"....i was waitin fr a long time for this album to be released in india....and it finally arrived....the muzik is obviously gud.....but in the cd thr is a booklet (as is usually the case).....this post is completely frm tht and is not my creation.....The following is an explaination of the muzik...wot it is about and stuff....

This album is dedicated to , and is for, and is about the death of the sweetheart. In a social plane, impossible to exist, and in memories, past defeating present. We mourn the sweetheart's loss in a disgusting world of opportunistic lottery ticket holders, caring about nothing that is longterm, only the cheap thrill, the kick, and for the moment pleasure, the easy way out, the bragging rights and the trophy holding....The thirteen year old tattoo, the hard attitude, devil may care, dnt call u'r parents, drink, abuse, thnk only u'r self and blame every 1 else if u dnt get u'rs. Gone to the ether, gone to u'r mother's hope chest, buried in the boot of the rocker, the trunk of the car, and they get laughs, they get home late, they missed the rent, they forgot u'r money, they've won't be told they are wrong.

Burn baby burn, take the trash to the living room, laugh at the sweetheart, you and your friend can kill it if television's aim is bad, Break it hard or die, Hard or die. It keeps going, u r not wrong, keep going, dn't worry abou tit, what matters? U'r havin fun rite? break the rules, break them hard, help u'r self. Make u'r self at home, turn on the video games, dn't bother to contact, gorge u'r self, it's all here for u, take u'r sweet time,if u r confronted by it, blow it off and get paid quick. This is wot it is all about, and we r with u baby, take my bite as high support, take my argument as something that is my problem, u dn't need this, u need to please u'r self. The dream is alive and well, And we dnt wanna wake up from it. ETHICS, MORALS, SPIRITS, BREAKFAST CEREALS................

Ok so this mite be more relevant for americans but belive me WE R GETTIN THERE!!!

Monday, June 07, 2004


Wierd one huh?? BIG DEAL u shud've expected that from me! ok i'am making an effort not to write in the SMS i don't remember how to spell so.......

So, u obviously read comics when u were young. When we think(whenever!!) abt a super hero we usually get an image of a geek who transforms into a caper having special powers and usually not knowing where is he supposed to wear his chaddiz(eng wala dsn't have the same ring to it!!)

Even if u grew up with the indian super heros u obviously know about SUPERMAN!!! So why superman?? i never thought of this till i saw KILL BILL vol 2.....(HUH??) ok in a conversation in the movie this fact comes to light:

What is the difference between Superman and all the other super heroes??(there mite be more who set the bill but i'm talkin abt the ones that come to mind immediately)

All the other super heroes are regular ppl who become their alter egos i.e. the superhero but super man has an alter ego who is a regular geek Clark kent..wierd huh???

wot if superman was sick n tired of being him self wot wud he be thinking??? the perfect ans is this song by a band called "Five for fighting" chk out the lyrics bit long but be patient!

I can’t stand to fly
I’m not that naive
I’m just out to find
The better part of me
I’m more than a bird…I’m more than a plane
More than some pretty face beside a train
It’s not easy to be me
Wish that I could cry
Fall upon my knees
Find a way to lie
About a home I’ll never see
It may sound absurd…but don’t be naive
Even Heroes have the right to bleed
I may be disturbed…but won’t you concede
Even Heroes have the right to dream
It’s not easy to be me
Up, up and away…away from me
It’s all right…You can all sleep sound tonight
I’m not crazy…or anything…
I can’t stand to fly
I’m not that naive
Men weren’t meant to ride
With clouds between their knees
I’m only a man in a silly red sheet
Digging for kryptonite on this one way street
Only a man in a funny red sheet
Looking for special things inside of me
inside of me ......
I’m only a man in a funny red sheet
I’m only a man looking for my dream
I’m only a man in a funny red sheet
It’s not easy
It’s not easy to be me...

so who wud u rather be?????

Friday, June 04, 2004


ok ok, this one is a bit early but WOT TO DO WE R LIKE THIS ONLY!!

Let's see, pick up u'r resume, most probably under the header HOBBIES u hav listenin to muzik!!! who doesn't me too.....and i take it seriously (seriously, i do!!) may be all u ppl who hav stayed in a hostl wud identify with this....listenin to the walkman 24/7 (well, almost) way if u dn't listen to muzik on the walkman tht often....u mite wanna try it after readin this......

Since we hav already established tht u r a hostelite( logical approach!!) to head back home u must've taken a train.....and tht to sleeper....and now since the guy below u is snorin tht loud u do it again....wot, u ask?? PUT ON THE WALKMAN......TRAIN KI AAWAZ (eng wala did not hav the same ring to it!!) is a bit annoyin but it doesn't last....

Ok now herez the POINT (if u were lookin 4 one...) the sound did not last coz....pick up any song of u'r choice (nothin obscure ok!).........filter out all the other soundz except the concentrate.....after a couple of secs when u get the beat......u'll fell u'v heard it b'fore!! TRY beat u hear can be thot of the sound the train made all u have to do is change the speed of the train or change u'r reservation ....WOT DO I MEAN??

If the beat is heavy, u r in a A/C compartment.....if it is a bit loud u r back to the sleeper......if it gets loder u r standing next to the train door!!! It suddenly becomes shrill.....the train jst passed a bridge.....tht was the pitch.....the speed of the beat is directly controlled by the speed of the train (hope u r not travellin by a mail or u'll lose all control ;) ) i think this is especially true for the new brand of muzik...the rmx, rehman's, mainstream rock...and the MONOTONOUS POP.....

no disrespect to ne onez creativity all i wanna say is all the beats in ne song when toned down a bit will fit in to one case of u on a train.....u decide u'r location and the speed of the trainn the TRAIN KI AAWAZ will no longer bug u...

it did wrk fr me so............

If u dnt belive me, jst give it a shot try it out....:: FOR BEST RESULTS USE A WALKMAN

Thursday, June 03, 2004


The other day i was watching "28 days later" raised quite a few questions in my head........herez one of them........The muvi had a scene when the lead actor is crossing the london bridge and there is absolutely no one there.........(not 1 soul..)
So, wot is interestin is this.....

U get up one fine morning and there is no body there!! NAAAAH not like a disaster muvi...there was no epidemic jst tht frm this moment on you will never ever have any human contact, OK pretty predictable till now....the real question is wil u be happy or sad?? or will u hav a nervous break down??

Mind u i'm not talkin abt a guide to survival (a la "CASTAWAY") the simple question i'm askin u is if u have every thing u'd ever want, absolutely no human contact......wot will u do and wot will u'r reaction be??

Hmmmmm......i dunno, may be i'll be relived tht all the screw ups i did yesterday can now be overlooked, seriously i wud be relieved.....nothin to be done......nothin to be answerable about, but the problem is that my survival mechanism is HUMOR but i need a SUBJECT for the HUMOR to now i need something else.......DIFFICULT

But whatever u'r reaction was for the question initially, i'm sure u'd agree to this: wotever u do from this moment on, will b for u.........not for a family or a frnd or u'r one!! it'll b for U tht might be the frst time in u'r life U did something for u'r self, not for ne body else and not asked for ne body elses opinion(unlike here ;))IT WUD BE FOR YOU!!! I think it will be worth way if u get too bored u can always KILL U'R SELF!! (it wud no longer b a crime!!! :))

Wednesday, June 02, 2004


Prerequisites to read on, u mst b crazy and/or know how to drive.

Ok, here, i'm jst another guy who luvzz gadget (yeah yeah i kno, u like it more thn me!!) ne way so the thing is i luv to drool over all these locomotives (ahem ahem) carz and bikes both included. If u like speed, and like to push u'r limits thn may be u'll agree, then again even if u don't WHO CAREZ?

So back to the point, You are cruising on the ring road (ne clear stretch of road for tht matter) in u'r car, with the muzik blasting(one of the only two advantages of a car)
and the only thing tht wud tell ya tht u are goin really fast and are about to shatter u'r own land speed record is tht boooooooring speedometer......

Take two, You are cruising on the ring road (ne clear stretch of road for tht matter) on u'r BIKE, i don't care which one coz u'r not racin against me, but u'r take a moment (FREEZE FRAME) if u r as mad as me u'r listenin to u'r walkman (marilyn manson or rammstein still tryin hard to make u deaf) u r hunched over u'r bike's tank (yyup jst like valentino rossi!!) and u jst need to add only 1km/h more to the speed to SHATTER the record but SHIT!! If u were in u'r car, this wud hav amounted to jst watchin the way the other major kick tht u get is u r "responsible" for u'r own life coz at 100-105 it jst doesn't matter how big a screw up u did, U WILL PAY!!!

The car had a roll cage and air bags (how boring) tht wud make u pay only for the wot's the use u cud've let some one granny drive!! This remindzzz me of the muvi catch me if u can.....the conversation is......

de' caprio: What makes u so sure i wont run.
Hanks: Coz there is no one chasin u!!

This is some thing pretty simmilar, whn u'r screw up will not make tht big a difference, u won't care.......but when u'r life is on the line, u better give it u'r best basically carz suk!!!

Ok the GYAN is over i think this wud sum it up.......

Life is like a video game (NFS NE ONE?), Loosin is not an option!!!

Hope u set a new recrd today headin bak home!!! gimme a call if u need some blood donations;)